"I have bouncing calf!" - Amy Brunner (snonsumr) 

 

"I think we need to call up the Früguys and ask for Jenga tips."  - Chrissy  

 

"What? You've never heard of Moxy Früvous? It's the band that made the Kessel run in under twelve parsecs!" - Mike Wood (as Han Solo) 

 

"I've seen the porn film...'Jaws 9 - Bite Me'" - Mike Wood 

 

"Don't MAKE me turn this Frücar around"
"Go ahead! Let's go to Vermont!" - Frücar Buffalo

 

"Don't hit the prostitute!" - Mike Wood (to Amy) 


"Happy New Year!" - Frücar Buffalo, plus the people on the NYE '97 tape, somewhere around the time we passed Utica.


"Bryan Adams?"
"She said it wasn't a Canadian"
"Bryan Adams!" - Chrissy, Drea and Mike (Incidentally, it was Micky Dolenz)


"Adam!" - Frücar Buffalo (on seeing the exit for "Hatfield") 


"Look, they left the light on for us!" - Frücar Buffalo (finding Motel 6) 

 

"We're back in North Hatfield." 
"What are we doing on top of Adam's head?" - Chrissy and Drea Eves

 

"Mike! Go stand in that space until we can pull in!... I was KIDDING!" - Amy


"I flash, I slither, I dub"
"How much do you make?"
"Obviously not enough" - Chrissy and Amy 


"Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. Type, type type" - Chrissy 


"Room service!"
"You're not pancakes." - Pixel and Mike Wood


"We should get down there and make sure people are moving. Let me rephrase that. We should get down and make sure people are getting ready to go." - Jen Perry (ladywench)  <you had to be there>


"All these years of eating grilled cheese and it MEANS something dammit!" Chrissy  <again, you had to be there>


"I'm so worried about what happened today in NoHo" -Monty Python

 

"There are no prostitutes to hit here. Must just be something about Amy's driving."
"Amy attracts prostitutes!" - Drea and Fiona

 

"And THERE'S the horn! Two days later I find the damned thing." - Drea 

 

"I'm so sick of the Eurythmics. Blondie kicks their ass. In fact Blondie kicks their fucking ass!"
"Thank you, Jian"  -Mike and Chrissy

 

"I like you, come back soon" - The gumball machine at the rest stop

 

"Hi there! Will you be my friend? Don't leave me!" - Same machine

 

"Parking area! Pull over!"
"If you two want to park, fine. But what are the 3 of us gonna do?" - Mike and Drea 

 

"On the way there it's the Früway.."
"..on the way back it's just depressing" - Drea and Amy on the Thruway

 

"Behave children!...says the youngest person in the car." - Amy

 

"I'd be incredibly comfortable if only I could cut off my left arm." -Amy

 

"It's the Chia Ladies plus Mike!" - Mike Wood.

 

Back to NoHo '98!